The Chill Crew
Character Designs by
MATTHEW KERNS
Stonerman
Delivery driver by day, pot smoking superhero by night. Homer has developed super powers after getting high off of the weed of the gods. Marijuana grown on Mt. Olympus. Now when he gets high, he unlocks godlike strength, speed, and other wild abilities. The higher he gets, the more powerful he becomes. There is no evil that can overcome the world's chillest hero, Stonerman! A symbol that proves pot and positivity always prevails.
Likes- Blunts, Bongs, Flying High, Taco Tuesday, Rescuing Kittens, Interdimensional Takeout, Falling Asleep At Super-Speed.
Dislikes- Hard drugs, Liquor, Villainous Monologues,
Resin, Fakebake, Chongzilla.
First Appearance: The Dangers Of Fakebake
Homer
The embodiment of chill, Homer is the catalyst that brings the Chill Crew together. When he's not off fighting crime as Stonerman, he's on an outdoors adventure, playing video games, or simply hanging out with the Chill Crew. Homer has a dark yet playful sense of humor that shines through in the comic book series that he's writing. He is also a buff at useless trivia.
Likes- Pineapple On Pizza, King Of The Hill, Heroclix, Metalcore, Blunts, Biking, Physical Media, Drive Ins, Breakdowns, Exotic Scented Candles.
Dislikes- Sausage, Traffic Jams, Lack Of Special Features On Streaming, Buffering, When Shuffle Play Doesn't Shuffle Enough, When Angels Deserve To Die.
First Appearance: Apollo's Powers
Apollo God Of The Sun
Decades ago, Apollo was banished off Mt. Olympus due to his wild-card partying ways. Years of aimless debauchery on Earth would follow until he met a mortal he could trust. A mortal named, Homer. Feeling sorry him, Apollo decided to share the last bowl of his Olympian grown stash.
Since then, Apollo has reluctantly took on the role as the mentor. A guide down the path that leads to becoming the first god of cannabis. Which is surprising because Apollo is by far the most fringe and lazy of the crew. So lazy in fact that it took a full year of friendship before Homer would witness Apollo unleash his powers for the first time.
Likes- Archery, Sneaking Insane Items Into Movie Theaters (Taco 12 packs, Liquor, George Foreman Grill, ect.), Water Pipes, Spreading Conspiracies That Claim Apollo Does Not Exist, Office Space, Chess, Meditation, $10 Vodka.
Dislikes- $10 Vodka, Underworld, Work, Dolphin Federation, Caribbean Monk Seals (there's a reason they’re extinct)
First Appearance: Apollo's Powers
Roger
Although only a freshman in High School, Roger has been declared a certified genius by the University of Science and History. On a fateful day after chess club he was introduced to Homer and Apollo by Steven to become the Chill Crew's final puzzle piece. As the brains rather than the brawn, Roger creates stoner related gadgets, tools, and weapons. As well as provides vital intel during battle.
Likes- History, Saltine Crackers, Bongs, Philosophy, R.O.A.C.H Unit, Game Of Thrones, Stratego, Podcasting, Emperors New Groove, Tinkering, Jazz, The Room.
Dislikes- Pineapple On Pizza, Awkward Situations, Trypophobia (look it up), Toilet Humor, Rape, Post Credits Scenes.
First Appearance: Danksgiving Haze
Steven
He may be the youngest in the group, but don't let that fool you, Steven unquestionably parties the hardest. This freshman smokes enough weed to match an entire village of hippies on “smoke break.” When he isn't blazing himself into a coma, you can find him slinging laughs at open mics, tickling ivories, and of course, helping Stonerman out of jams.
Likes- Life Ending Dabs, Get Rich Quick Schemes, Free-Styling, Ghost Hunting, Weighted Blankets, UNO, Mopeds, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
Dislikes- Running Out Of Weed, "Hawks," Reboots, Genies, Snakes, Fronts, The “Freshman For Life” Pact.
First Appearance: Danksgiving Haze
Bud Buddy
When Steven dons the green ski mask, he takes on the persona of Bud Buddy. Stonerman's faithful sidekick equipped with a trusty bo staff and years of dedicated fighters training. Creating his own unique fighting style inspired by magicians, tricksters, and pro wrestling. Like all great sidekicks, Bud Buddy aims to become a hero in his own right.
“Stonerman and Bud Buddy make the dynamic duo look like a bunch of bitches.”- Steven (An unbiased opinion.)
Likes- Justice, The Bud Buster (his signature maneuver inspired by the Stone Cold stunner), Terp Driver '91, The Smokeped (Steven's moped pimped out with gadgets created by Roger), Trolling Villainous Henchmen.
Dislikes- Enemies With Guns, Not Being Featured In News Headlines, “The Infamous Roach.”
First Appearance: The Dangers Of Fakebake
Villains
Private Detective Bitch
He wears a slick jacket and gold watch. Private Detective John Johnson is a man of living legend in the stoner community. Appointed the name, "Private Detective Bitch," by the media, (actually more of a prank call by Steven,) Detective Johnson began his career as a hard working D.E.A. agent. However, over time his job became more than just a paycheck to him. After his first big bust, nothing in his life could match the sick thrill of catching stoners in the act of lighting up. The Private Detective has took a record number of stoners off the streets. But after the dawn of Stonerman, those numbers have dropped because the Detective has become hell bent on defeating and unmasking the so called, "hero," as the ultimate score.
Likes- Busting Potheads In The Act Of “Lighting Up," Torturing Lego People (probably.)
Dislikes- Reefer Addicts, Pending Legalization.
First Appearance: Stonerman Pilot: The Scarlet Desire (unreleased)
The Jonesin Munchin' Robot From Sector 9 Of The Dovetrian Galaxy
An alien from Sector 9 of the Dovetrian Galaxy. This cybernetic organism transmits gamma rays that induce it's victims to experience uncontrollable munchies. Once subjected to the munchie radiation, the prey will continue to consume food until the point of death.
Nobody knows why this extraterrestrial has come to earth or why it wants to give everyone the munchies. Will Stonerman be able to solve this mystery before the Chill Crew becomes victim to the deadliest munchies of their lives?
Likes- *Beep*
Dislikes- *Beep*
First Appearance: TBD
The Heroin Ninja
Not much is known about this masked warrior other than his use of an unique ninjutsu involving weaponized heroin. A technique that leaves his opponent too belligerent to defend themselves. Roger's studies have found that the ninja's heroin is synthesized from an ancient flower once believed to be extinct. Making the heroin three times more potent than that found on the black market. Even without the advantage of an intoxicated opponent, this ninja is highly skilled in combat. Armed with heroin dipped swords, shuriken, and hidden blade syringes filled with a black tar double dose that will leave the victim with the most painful overdose of their life.
Can Stonerman overcome the dangers of heroin? Time will tell…..
Likes- Unknown….Heroin (Maybe?!)
Dislikes- Stonerman
First Appearance: TBD
Yin
Co-Leader of the ancient, 'League of Shadows.'
Assassins blessed with the ability to transform into sentient shadows. These powers were gifted to them by the god of the moon. The followers are no longer living, they are empty husks, soulless. Many choose this curse in a conquest for pure power and immortality.
Yin and Yang are the only beings who have successfully retained their inner selves after accepting the power of the shadow. This has allowed them to expand their abilities in ways the other soldiers could not.
The demi-god is armed with a deadly chain-sickle. The razor sharp blades channel dark moon energy to aid his relentless ambition to spread darkness throughout the universe. A conquest that has earned him favor with the moon god, Tsukuyomi.
Likes- Darkness.
Dislikes- Unknown.
First Appearance: TBD
Yang
Yang is believed by those within the shadows to be more powerful than her brother. She is the only member to master the power of the light rather than the dark. No one understands how or why she received this gift. Especially her brother.
She wields a Katana crafted of harsh light that can cut through literally any material in our known universe.
Yang earned favor of Amaterasu (Goddess of the Sun and Fertility) by demonstrating a philosophy that the light can indeed be used for dark matters. She has already proven it possible to wield the power of light without being consumed by it.
Her light energy is theorized by Roger to be even more powerful than Apollo's sun-based attacks.
(“Is it weird that I find that sexy?”- Apollo)
First Appearance: TBD
When darkness and light meet, Yin and Yang morph into one and become the monstrous creature known as, "Kagutsuchi." Coated in a sleet of black, Kagutsuchi towers over its prey. This dragon breathes harsh light that can burn through any known substance in our dimension. The most dangerous aspect of this beast is that it thinks rationally, not relying on animalistic instinct. It's tail is coated in a bygone poison that renders gods in a state of painful paralysis or even death if left unchecked. This horror upon mankind was granted the title, "god killer," and has only one documented sighting in history.
Will it appear again?
Kagutsuchi
The Lean Mean Killing Machine
Years of ungodly drug abuse has taken a toll on Vernon Sizzurp. The man has consumed so much lean that his body now depends on it. An extreme amount is required for him to remain functional. He wears a metal suit powered by cough syrup that is far beyond prescription strength. The liquid is stored inside small vials on the arms of his suit and pumped directly into his blood stream. His weapon of choice is a large pulsar gun that has the capacity to spray lean at the power of a fire hose. How effective is this in combat? Only time will tell...
First Appearance: Ants In The Sky
Side Characters
Achmed Obama
The #1 Rated News Anchor in America, beloved by both fans and peers alike. Growing up, Achmed aspired to become a professional wrestling commentator, until, he discovered the thrill of delivering hard hitting American news. He often reports, "I get the same pleasure reporting hard hitting news as I do waiting for my weekly spine manipulation. Otherwise known as, Spine Sunday."
Upon his hiring, Achmed was forced to legally change his name to help boost ratings. Dedicated to his work, Achmed no longer remembers his real name and has embraced the new one. A true believer in authorship and the only reporter qualified to cover Stonerman related stories. And now back to you, JR.
Likes- JR, Spine Sunday, Achmed-Children Puppy Petting Hour, JR, Wearing Short Shorts When Nobody Is Looking, JR, Astral Ant, JR, AEW, JR, Who Killed Captain Alex?, JR, Weekend at Berny's, JR.
Dislikes- Stomach Pump Wednesdays, The Sequel Trilogy, Those Who Speak Ill Of JR, “Reckless” Puppies, Reporting False News.
First Appearance: Ants In The Sky
Artemis Goddess Of The Hunt
She wears furs and leathers crafted out of creatures she’s hunted with her bow and quiver. Artemis is known for protecting and cherishing nature. She has MANY pets. Including but not limited to, rabbits, foxes, owls, snakes, as well as many creatures of myth. Her passion for strategy and deep combat has given her the strength to best even the most seasoned gods. When visiting earth, she enjoys hanging with her brother. However, being the older sister, she finds his lazy and irresponsible ways frustrating.
(She’s only older by one day. ... This is bullshit. - Apollo)
Likes- Animals, Complex Instrumentals, Cheese Fries, Microdosing, Pet Phoenix, Archery, Stage Plays, Orion, Treasure Hunting, Campfire S'mores, Snen the Snake.
Dislikes- Bigfoot, Kagutsuchi, Soda, Sport Hunting, Valentines Day.
First Appearance: 9 Wishes Of The Wondrous Bubbler
The Hawk
When Steven runs out of marijuana, it doesn't take long for the desperation for a fix to set in. If this rare phenomenon occurs for too long he'll slip into different personality. While in this state, Steven dons a handmade purple ski-mask with a metal yellow beak to become the vigilante known as... The Hawk! An anti-hero with the ability to swoop in and “hawk” off of other peoples weed.
A master pickpocket. Often robbing the corrupted rich to get himself high. When Steven is determined to get weed, he often exhibits abilities he doesn't show in any of his other personalities, including Bud Buddy. Despite looking a lot like Steven and having a similar ski mask as Bud Buddy, nobody in the Stonerman universe ever connects the dots about this vigilante's true identity.
Likes- Weed, the Hawkped (a moped pimped out by Roger, looks strikingly similar to Steven's moped and Bud Buddy's smokeped), Impenetrable Bases.
Dislikes- Being Dry.
First Appearance: The Tale Of Johnny Weedseed
Weeniepalooza
Weeniepalooza is a four foot long, wiener-dog detective for hire. This pup gives double crossing a new name. A former canine unit promoted to an undercover snitch for the police. All the while, Weeniepalooza also works as an informant for the cartel and other major super villains. His only motivation to work both sides is to create what he calls, “beautiful chaos."
Likes- The Police, The Mob, The Feds, Super Villains, Stonerman & Bud Buddy.
Dislikes- The Police, The Mob, The Feds, Super Villains, Stonerman & Bud Buddy.
First Appearance: TBD
Piece O' Shit Chicken
"The biggest goddamn chicken you've ever seen in your life, boy."
This larger than average chicken started as a curse laid upon the Chill Crew by a Vietnamese spiritual healer. However over time this anomaly to mankind found it's place as the crew's lovable pet instead of a curse. Then chicken related shenanigans ensue.
Likes- Cheetohs, Scaring the Chill Crew.
Dislikes- Baths, Weeniepalooza.
First Appearance: TBD